Funny Comments found in source code

//  // Dear maintainer:
//  // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, 
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, 
// please increment the following counter as a warning 
// to the next guy: 
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 17 
//   

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows  

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets  
// released into the public.  

// Magic. Do not touch.  

/*  * You may think you know what the following code does. 
* But you dont. Trust me. 
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless 
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever 
* enough to "optimize" the code below. 
* Now close this file and go play with something else. 
*/ 

#define TRUE FALSE     //Happy debugging suckers  

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up  

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen 
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass  

double penetration; // ouch  

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */  

//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.  

// I am not responsible of this code. 
// They made me write it, against my will.  

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! 

//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point  

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it   

And I moved on..!!!!

Yeah... I moved on as i said earlier....

In the exact way i wanted to.. and yes at the perfect time.... :)

I am no more ASIC Engineer now.... and transmogrification has begun....

Time to move on.....

yeah... this is what i was saying to my self from long time...

But i guess the right time to say it is NOW....!!!

Finally.... i think i can see the exact picture.. (I hope this time its true... )

Wanted to do something of my choice... and in the process ... I can take first step in near future....

Well I cant stop my self to express it so i am writing this... but I cant say it all in one go.... will keep you guys updated as it develops.... so till then all I need is your best wishes and support....!!!

EARN WILE YOU FUN !!!!

Hi Guys....

Ya the post title is just true....

I know its hard to believe... and mostly not followed seriously...

Its a well known truth that networking sites are earning money by each of your activity...
like when you login, logout, send a scrap, visit a friend's profile, update a photo, give comment and any of the other activity....

some sites shares their share of money to the members also .... so you can also get money for what ever you do on their site....

so i also found one site... and it works pretty good...

as i like to blog every now and then... i can also write blog on that site... in that site i can get mony for my each post.... so I am just switching from here to the new site...

Sounds good??
Wanna make some money ?? join the site using the link below.... and get started making group there along with getting money....

You have nothing to loose... so just try it out...!!!

Site Joining link : here you go!!

Will update my new BLOG location soon!!!

Wishing you happy blogging ... and hoping to see you soon there...!!!

Refreshing zoo....

well ... its all about my first outing in bangalore...

Last sunday i went to bennargatta national park...

the prejudice in my mind was.... big century... reach wild life...
I will go in a jeep and will enjoy the safari....

when we started it was quite a sunny day...
but as we approached the park... nearly before 10 kilometers it started raining....

moreover the bus was not going to drop us till the park... it dropped us before two kilometers...
somehow we managed to move in shopping center nearby....
There we ate the meal we bought from home....

we thought to go back... but then again rain got slower.... but was not stopped...
i alone was having a jacket and bag... so they all dropped their cell phones and money in my bag...
and while i was wearing my jacket and packing the bag... they went away...

I wondered for about 15 minutes to search them and missed one bus to reach the park... thinking that no one can contact each other as i was having all the cell phones...

suddenly i felt vibration from bag... it took around 10 minutes to find that which cell got the call exactly....

but till that time i missed the call.... and beauty was that they never called back...
then i gave a ring back to the caller...
God bless the owner... he said i m talking from park.. your friends are reached here and waiting for you...

I took a cab and reached at the park... this time also it was raining heavily...

rest of the things were fine... and normal zoo... (rain was stopped when i reached at park.....)
but the journey was quite refreshing....

and i enjoyed it a lot.... :-)...

Safari trip was not up to the expectations.... actually they built some what bigger cages... and took us through them in a big bus!!!!

Return of the samurai....

Its a long time I blogged last....
But now this is the only way to express my self here....
Ya guys... Now I am trapped in a BIG OPEN cage...
Its known as banglore city... and my condition is knows as onsite consultant...

Ya materially ... this situation is quite profitable....
but socially it feels like in alian world....
I still missing waking up late in my room at ahmedabad.... going to office on bike...
Long tea breaks and gol meji parishads of my bay.....
lunch break with buddies.... kitli ni cha... maniya no mavo....
again a semi long tea break at 4 pm....
and wondaring on ahmedabad roads at night....

I cant leav with out friends... I dont know how will I pass through this time...
God give me strength and few of my buddies at bangalore... so that I can have some support here....
Ya few of my buddies are hoping to come here for project....
I wish them all the best....

this is my blogging tribute to my old happy amdavadi days.... and amdavadi friends....

In the middle of nowhere....

Have you ever felt like that...

Well i m currently going through that...

I was used to ask my self that what should i be doing?
I havent got any firm answer for that ...

But the answer i got is: At least not that i am doing currently...

Now I have so many ways to go ... but seems like all the doors are closed... and yet there are so many opportunity....
I am in a big confusion... and its too much risky to take risk at this point ...
But i also feel like that ... if i am not going to take any action now... then there is more chances for damage...

guys i am gathering much bigger courage to think ahead and do something ....
Please provide some support.... its the question of my life and future....

What to do?? study further... switch field... or nothing???