Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Funny Comments found in source code

//  // Dear maintainer:
// // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,

// please increment the following counter as a warning

// to the next guy:


// total_hours_wasted_here = 17
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
// Magic. Do not touch.  
/*  * You may think you know what the following code does. 
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen 
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
double penetration; // ouch  
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */  

//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

// I am not responsible of this code.

// They made me write it, against my will.
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! 

//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it

Sunday, July 11, 2010

And I moved on..!!!!

Yeah... I moved on as i said earlier....

In the exact way i wanted to.. and yes at the perfect time.... :)

I am no more ASIC Engineer now.... and transmogrification has begun....

Friday, April 9, 2010

Time to move on.....

yeah... this is what i was saying to my self from long time...

But i guess the right time to say it is NOW....!!!

Finally.... i think i can see the exact picture.. (I hope this time its true... )

Wanted to do something of my choice... and in the process ... I can take first step in near future....

Well I cant stop my self to express it so i am writing this... but I cant say it all in one go.... will keep you guys updated as it develops.... so till then all I need is your best wishes and support....!!!