Friday, December 5, 2008

What it takes to be an IT engineer....??!!??!!

Do you know this??
What it takes ... to be an IT guy??

Well.. nothing much....
It eat ups all your time....
recession may come at any time....
ups and downs of IT boom.... etc.... etc....

But do you know what it gives??
There you are...

It gives ... big centrally Air conditioned offices.... with bays inside....
This atmosphere... gives you a big tummy in less then 2 year....
People who look over this fact... are well distinguishable... and know as IT guy...!!!

another one is the tension and stress....
People who cant manage stress... are not worth in this field....

and last but not the list....
The vocab of IT person is just best you ever heard....
some of the examples are here....

1) Can you show me the path (route should be there) to xyz building?

2) When it comes to decide something ... and to decide it later.... IT person will say... we will decide it run time....

3) People sends message as... My grandma is in CPU (ICU)... so i am not coming office today...

4) people used to go for Tea... to get F5 (refresh)..

5) Many times people flashes their ID card in front of their home's door and waiting for door to open....

6) Many time people asks for the other version of goods while purchasing it...

7) It person asks for 256 Mb of tablets at medicine shop...

and the list goes on and on.....

so... seat back and get relaxed... this all are the symptoms of the IT guys... encounter them ... with this kind of characteristics.....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good and innovative idea.....
Keep it up...

Hardik Modi said...

Nice One!!.

You can also add more!!

Really Nice topic!!..

Stress as well as Time management is main thing for IT Guy!!

IT Guys are also Pizaa lover!!hahaha!!

Manish Ladani said...

like while going to bed.. tells.. "It's safe to turn off your computer..Please start your regression(dream) and enjoy sleep"
haha

Unknown said...

Good One!!!!!